Saturday, May 16, 2015

Odds and Ends Saturday

Odds and Ends Saturday

On hearing of the death of B.B. King, I immediately harkened back to the early 90’s when I had the pleasure of sitting with him on a flight from Atlanta to New York.  At the time I was working for ABC News and had an ABC News pin on my suit jacket lapel.  I was actually across the aisle from him and he must have spotted the pin since he started to ask me questions about what I did for ABC.  I explained that I handled sales and marketing for their educational division in Europe and Asia.  Somehow that intrigued him and he told one of his handlers on the window to trade places with me.

For the next ninety minutes I sat spellbound as he talked about all the different countries he had played in and how they were all seeming so interested in the blues.  I suggested that perhaps they were more interested in him than the blues but he just brushed it off and said that long after he was gone there would still be the Mississippi blues.  Much to my amazement, we spent about fifteen minutes exchanging phrases, greetings, and goodbyes in other languages. I read in his obit today that he had phrase books in fifty languages so that he could engage his audience.  He sure engaged his audience of one that afternoon.  The cherry on the sundae was after we had parked at the gate he asked if I would like to retrieve Lucille from the overhead compartment.  I didn’t wash my hands for days!!

Sometime ago an article in Premier Traveler asked readers to write about their first flight.  I did so and sent it in and lo and behold, they published it. It is short and attached but with luck it will help to trigger your memory of your first flight and I hope it was as fun as mine.

Cindy returns tomorrow so it is time for me to scrub and polish, and then I’ll clean the house!  Ciao, William



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Monday, May 11, 2015

The Incident

The Incident

I had never been unemployed.  From age twelve until I left for college at age sixteen, I had worked as a paperboy six days a week and from fifteen to sixteen, I worked seven days a week, delivering papers every afternoon and working at a retail poultry store weekends from seven to seven.  So it came as a shock to me, two days into my summer job as a card-carrying laborer when the foreman told us that due to a concrete strike, there would be no work until further notice.

We were told to head down to the unemployment office to register for our benefit.  The foreman told us we had earned unemployment and to take it until the strike was over and we were called back to work.  I went to the office with a very bitter taste in my mouth. The thought of taking money for not working just didn’t sit with the way I had been brought up and I was dreading having to stand in line to get registered.  When I got to the front of the line the clerk asked a few questions, ones that I had heard her ask the three folks ahead of me.

“Have you ever filed for unemployment before?”
“Are you a member of a union?”
“Are you willing to work?”

No, Yes, and Yes were my replies.  She looked up at me with a great deal of surprise and said I really didn’t have to work; I could collect unemployment until the strike was over.  I said I would rather work.  She asked me to wait a moment and then came back and said there was a maintenance job available starting tomorrow evening at a large factory on route seven. It involved cleaning the factory, no heavy lifting and no tools required. It paid minimum wage, which at the time was $1.50 and I needed to provide my own transportation.  I accepted.

The next morning I was at Perkin Elmers, an optical engineering firm, at seven am. They had closed various parts of their cavernous work areas so that we could clean sections at a time.  The head of the cleaning crew was a hulk of a man, 6’4, 260 and dumb as a brick. I knew him from the carpenter’s union, where my dad was president.  His name was John and he had a big mouth, was a complete bigot, antagonizing everyone on the work sites. He hated my dad ,who was president of the union and who had made sure this guy never worked in the union again.  I kept my head down and my mouth shut and was given a pail of ammonia water, three rags and a step latter and told to take the 48” fluoresce light tubes from the lighting system and wash and dry them and reinstall.  Not rocket science but for minimum wage not too difficult.

Things went rather well for the first few hours until John came around to confirm everyone’s name and make sure they were all working.  Things did not go well after that.

“Hey kid, says here your name is Byxbee, that right?”
“Yes”
“You’re Bill Byxbee’s kid aren’t you?”
“Yes”
“Well that nigger loving dad of yours got me thrown out of the union.  He’s a piece of shit and like father like son!”

My father had been a boxer in the Navy during World War II. He was only 5’8” in shoes and built like a fireplug and from what I read in the clips he had in the scrapbook, he was pretty good. He tried to teach me how to box but I was not a fighter.  I had always been able to talk my way out of a showdown and my mother had taught me to turn the other cheek and not to seek confrontation.  So, I simply smiled and said, “Yes, I try to be like my father in every way.”  I had hoped that this would defuse the situation but it only enraged this animal.

He started to call into question my paternity, questioned parts of my anatomy and then began to say very unpleasant things about my parents.  It was at this point when I realized that perhaps I was not going to be able to talk my way out of this so I simply smashed him over the head with the 48” light tube I had in my hand, which got his attention- so that when he looked up he could see the stream of ammonia water heading towards his eyes and open mouth. Seeking to take advantage of the situation, I hurled all 165 pounds of me from the top of the ladder onto him, allowing gravity to give me a bit of an advantage. We rolled around in the glass and ammonia water for a few seconds before he bellowed and started to come to his feet. His face was purple, veins popping and fists the size of bricks ready to strike.  His advance was thwarted a bit by the water and glass and just as I thought my life as a scar less baby-faced kid was about to end, three rather large black guys, who had been on the crew but whom I had never met, grabbed John and dragged him away from me until security intervened.

John was still bellowing but as it turns out, the three guys who had subdued him had heard him calling my dad a nigger lover, and it appears they didn’t like the use of that word one bit. The other thing that saved me was the fact that the security guy was a moonlighting policeman on the Norwalk force. He asked us to identify ourselves and when I said Bill Byxbee, he asked if I was related to Dick Byxbee who was also a cop.  I told him he was my uncle, my dad’s little brother, and with that information any chance that I was going to be charged with assault vanished.  He told me to clean up and go home, right away. I did not have to be told twice. 

I was shaking so hard by the time I got to the car that I thought I wouldn’t be able to drive, but drive I did. I stopped in the high school parking lot to calm down and clean up as best I could.  During dinner that night I didn’t say anything about anything.  The phone rang and I was sure the police had changed their minds but instead when my dad hung up he said that the labor boss wanted to see me in the union hall tomorrow morning at seven. He asked if I knew why and I said no, perhaps the strike is over, not remembering in time that if the strike were over my dad would be the first to know. He said nothing.

Next morning at seven I was at the hall not knowing what was going to happen but fearing the worst.  The labor boss was named Tony and he looked like he had worked outside all of his life.  He brought me into his office and said,
“Didn’t I tell you to file for unemployment like everyone else?”.  
“Yes sir, you did”.
“So why didn’t ya?”
“I wanted to work for my pay”
“Unemployment ain’t free money, you paid into that account for sitawaysions like what we have now!”
“I guess I made a mistake.”
“I think you made a lotta mistakes yesterday”
“Yes sir, I guess I did.”
“It took a lot of balls to stand up to that piece of crap, your old man should be proud”.
“He doesn’t know anything about it”
“Whatta youse from the moon? Everybody knows about it”
“Can I still stay in the union?”
“Kid, you could be president of the union today!  Here’s what we do, you report here every day at seven. You clean the hall, mop the floors and get coffee and donuts, and run the numbers for the guys in the hall. You’ll be on the payroll at full hourly pay until the strike is settled and we send you out on a job. Until then,no fighting”.  At which point he hits my arm and laughs like crazy.

Nothing else was ever said about the incident, except once, a year later, when my dad asked me to change a light bulb in the house. “Think you can do it without starting a fight?”

All's Well That Ends Well

All’s Well That Ends Well

They say that Lisbon is built on seven hills and I climbed all eight!  My calves have never spoken to me in such harsh language. Each morning I would get up and take baby steps to get them moving again.  It was, however, a small price to pay for a marvelous time in Lisbon.

We played tourist for two full days, hopping on and off the tourist buses that take you all over the city as well as to the far out tourist towns on the coast. Lisbon is extremely beautiful, well laid out, boasts wide avenues, and has architecture that ranges from colonial to Art Deco to Post Modern.  There are parks everywhere and I’m not talking about little pocket parks; these are acres and acres of well designed parks filled with zoos, birds of all types from peacocks to parakeets, and large and small water features that provide a sense of tranquility I seldom find in large cities.

We spent one or our days traveling out to Cascais, a lovely little seaside town that is filled with all manner of shops and restaurants.  The open-top bus took us right past the famed Praia do Guincho beach, where all James Bond fans will remember that James saved the lovely Diana Rigg in “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.” It was a most exciting day and the weather was just perfect for sitting atop a bus and marveling at all the beauty of the Lisbon coast.

We had a wide variety of dining experiences, some of them rather elegant and others down and dirty. On one of the down and dirty nights, we were sipping our wine in a very small restaurant when all of a sudden six men started to play various stringed instruments while another started to shout out Portuguese poetry. This was not Fado, but rather folk music, and all of the other guests knew all of the words and sang along on the songs that didn’t have a poetry component. It was a ball and such a very, very unexpected surprise - which Lisbon seems to excel in providing.

After four exciting days, it was time to head home and we winged our way from Lisbon to Frankfurt where we spent the night before continuing on to Dulles.  Our flights were all very comfortable and relaxing, something that doesn’t happen often in air travel these days.  We were just beginning our decent into Dulles when the captain came on to tell us that due to heavy storms around Dulles they were diverting us to Philadelphia - and with apologies to WC Fields, we didn’t want to be going there.  The plane changed course and we were not very happy about the prospects of long delays, but the travel gods were with us and we abruptly changed course again as the captain announced that they were opening Dulles again for awhile and we could land as planned, albeit forty minutes late. Whew.

Ours was the last luggage to come off the big 747, most likely because we had checked it though from Lisbon and it was the first to be loaded. It took an hour to get the bags and then another ninety minutes to get home since we hit peak rush hour, but home we are and happy to be here.  Best wishes, Cindy and Wm


Lisboa

Lisboa
April 26, 2015

We arrived as scheduled yesterday at 7 am.  Had to be out of the cabin at 8:30 and off the ship by 9:30.  Actually we had breakfast for only the second time on the entire cruise.  We had a marvelous time crossing the pond and would do it again, but we were happy to be getting off and to be anticipating a reunion with our friends Ed and Carole.

Yesterday was a national holiday and the roads were either blocked for a grand parade or clogged with traffic.  Our taxi driver seemed oblivious to everything and everyone as he whipped across Lisbon and deposited us at our hotel.  Since it was only 10 am our room wasn’t ready and we had to sit around for about four hours.  Why sit when there is a beautiful park right across the street you ask?  The reason has to do with Cindy’s knee, which she hurt the day before. Not in the torture room where she did elliptical every day, not walking the decks, certainly not dancing, but rather moving it the wrong way getting out of bed!  Poor baby is hobbled in one of the best walking cities in Europe.   So she sat while I scoured the neighborhood for a pharmacy to get an ace bandage.

The first one I spotted was closed; did I mention it was a national holiday?  I wandered around for an hour until I found one open and I got on the end of the line waiting my turn.  When I finally got towards the front and could see what was going on, I noticed that they were calling numbers and everyone except me had a little piece of paper with a number which you were meant to get from a machine as you entered the door.  Great system if you know how it works.  I was about to leave the line and go get a number when the woman behind me told me in perfect English to just stay put and not to worry. I fell in love with Lisbon all over again then and there! 

Ace bandage in hand I headed back to the hotel and performed minor surgery on Cindy’s knee using a knife from the hotel restaurant to cut the ace bandage.  She is walking much better now.  We had a lovely lunch and by three our room was ready and we were ready for a nap.  Awake and refreshed by five, we cleaned up and went to the lounge to await our guests who arrived a six.  We caught up over drinks and snacks and by eight we were bundled in a cab in a pouring rain storm, heading to a market area that was said to have great restaurants.

We found a down and dirty spot that had great cloth napkins and fantastic food all grilled on charcoal. With a mixture of Portuguese, English and Spanish, we ordered wine and food that was served by the most affable of young men.  Four little slices of different local cheeses, a plate of moist scrambled eggs with pork, and a sizzling platter of blistered little Padron peppers with coarse salt.  The wine was still flowing and we were a bit hungry so we ordered two small plates of homemade grilled sausage and some fried sardines.  So we thought.  The sausage plate came and there were seven of the loveliest looking things I’d seen in a while, but seven seemed a bit over the top as an appetizer for four, particularly since they were the size of brats rather than the size of breakfast sausages. Suddenly out came another waiter with a huge mound of fresh thick-cut fried potatoes and a plate with four fried eggs.  He quickly arranged a sausage on each plate, heaps of potatoes and then slipped an egg onto the fries.  Wow, what a healthy looking meal.  We were now full to the gills and still had two links we couldn’t touch when out came a platter of eight sardines, not the little ones we expected but the size of a trout.  We couldn’t even think about eating them but did our best to make it look like we tried. 


The waiters understood and brought out a miniature replica of a refinery tank that held homemade white lightening. This was supposed to give us our appetite back.  It was horrible so I opted for the tawny port and just as we were about to make our escape, the waiter came to pour more wine to send us on our way. The bill for all of this?  53 Euros!!  Portugal is a miracle.  Cindy and Wm

Almost Horta

Almost Horta

Mother Nature humbles us.  We, thinking we are masters of our fate, make plans only to find out that we never received an okay from Mother!  Shortly after our departure from Hamilton, we hit rough seas and strong winds and for the next four days had to travel away from our intended route, which would have brought us to Horta yesterday, April 22nd.  Instead we are going directly to Lisbon without a stop in the Azores or anyplace else for that matter.  We are not terribly concerned but there are folks on board who have friends and family in Horta and they are deeply disappointed.  Even more disappointed are those who booked this cruise to deepen their already leather-like tans.  No sun for five days and the natives are restless!

I thought I was so smart to bring seasick medicine with me since I am susceptible to mal de mer.  I got something called Bonine and chewed the first tablet as we were leaving Hamilton. The directions state to then take one a day every day thereafter.  Things went fine and the motion did not bother me and we had a lovely dinner and dance session.  That night, however, I had hallucinogenic dreams that included waking up and thinking my skin was being bitten by red ants.  Cindy checked the package in the morning and there was a little item about not taking it with alcohol!  Now they tell me.  All is well; I’m not taking anything and weathering the storms and seas just fine.

Unfortunately the food on board is fabulous.  I have been religious about walking seven miles each day and only having two meals, but I do detect just the slightest tightness around the waist as I button my pants.  Last night we special ordered seared duck liver and it was melt-in-your-mouth perfect.  They will make anything you request (some things require a day’s notice) and will substitute anything with anything else, very accommodating and professional.  We did a tour of the galley with the French Executive Chef, what a great visit.  It is controlled chaos and they manage it perfectly, getting everything right and serving everything hot and fresh.

Two more days to Lisbon and we think in the future we would enjoy cruises of between eight and ten days; twelve seems a bit too long. Perhaps had we broken it up for a day in Horta twelve days would have been perfect.  We are meeting our friends Ed and Carole in Lisbon and will spend four days with them touring the greater Lisbon area, which should be grand fun.  Cindy and Wm