Saturday, June 22, 2013

The Sidecar





A sidecar is a one-wheeled device attached to the side of a motorcycle, scooter, or bicycle,[1] producing a three-wheeled vehicle. A motorcycle with a sidecar is sometimes called a combination, an outfit, a rig or a hack.

The Sidecar is a classic cocktail traditionally made with cognac, orange liqueur (Cointreau, Grand Marnier or another triple sec), and lemon juice.

I have no interest in the first Sidecar, but boy do I like the drink.  I can remember having my first Sidecar in Winona, Minnesota - not the home of fine cognacs or Grand Marnier - but it only takes one person to change your life.  In my case it was Jack Lucas, my neighbor, who along with his wife Pat took a great interest in introducing me to things that they thought I should know about.  In the winter Jack would make the Sidecar the proper way:

Ingredients
    3/4 ounce Cointreau
    3/4 ounce lemon juice
    1 1/2 ounces cognac

Glass Type: cocktail glass

Instructions
Shake well with cracked ice, then strain into a chilled cocktail glass that has had its outside rim rubbed with lemon juice and dipped in sugar.
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However. in the summer he would take one can of frozen lemonade and dump it into a blender. Then he would fill the empty can with bourbon and dump that into the blender, and repeat with another can of bourbon. He would then fill the can halfway with Cointreau and blend away.  Once it was a slushy vision of delight, he would pour the drink into frozen wine glasses and the toasts would begin.
I didn’t have many Sidecars during my time in Winona but remembered them with great joy. It wasn’t until many years later when we were living in Europe and met friends in Paris for a formal New Year’s Eve that the Sidecar came back into my life.  Perhaps it was because the Sidecar was supposed to have been invented in Paris that the idea came into my head to have one. Perhaps it was the fact that the six of us had already had several bottles of Champagne, caviar, and some copious quantities of wine while we waited for our table to be ready at 11pm – but whatever the reason, the moment we sat down at our table, we all agreed that Sidecars would be a marvelous idea.  So there we sat, the men in tuxes, the ladies dressed to kill, and the six of us in Paris. The drinks arrived, and were prepared perfectly.  I raised my glass and toasted to Jack and Pat Lucas for all they had done to educate me in Winona!
Enjoy the weekend, we are!  Cindy and Wm
Our Sidecars yesterday at The Hour.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Privacy Issues? NOT!!


There has been much discussion in the United States of late regarding our right of privacy.  I can assure you that none of those conversations are taking place in West Virginia!  We don’t need no stinking NSA to know what is going on in the lives of average West Virginians; we just need to shop on Saturday at our local grocery store and keep our ears open. 

This is part of an overheard (it was hard not to overhear since she was practically shouting into her phone) conversation that occurred today between the beverage and snack aisles.   The talker was between twenty-five and thirty-five years old, about 5’2”, at least 185 pounds, tattooed in every place that I could see - and I could see far more than I wanted due to the fact that she was wearing a muscle shirt and short shorts. 

“… said that it would have been just a misdemeanor assault charge if I hadn’t thrown her into the trunk and driven to the bar. Now they say it can be kidnapping and that means a long time in jail.   Yeah, they just walked right into the bar and arrested me, just like that. Yeah, they said they were able to find me via Facebook, I guess I shouldn’t have been saying nothin’ on Facebook.  Yeah, I gotta turn myself in on Monday so I’m getting ripped until then.  Yeah, I’m picking up stuff now and tomorrow the kids will be with their dad so I have the f…kin day off!”

You just can’t make this stuff up!!

Wm. 

Friday, June 7, 2013

Birthday Bash for Cindy


Shuffle off to Buffalo

Several months ago, in anticipation of Cindy’s sixty-second birthday, I asked her where she would like to celebrate.  I thought she might choose Paris or Milan or a cruise but instead she surprised me by saying Buffalo!  She had always wanted to see Niagara Falls, so I started planning for a four-day romp in Western New York.

We flew to Buffalo on Saturday and surprisingly the little United Express puddle jumper had a first class and we were upgraded, so the trip started off swell with lovely cocktails as we winged our way north. We landed in a lot of rain and were soon in a taxi taking us to the Embassy Suites Hotel. I had tried to book a suite at the Hyatt but there was a very large convention of Veterans taking part in the Golden Games, some sort of sporting activity event.  They filled all the rooms at the Hyatt so I thought I would try Embassy Suites. We were very quickly impressed with the lovely service upon arrival and the very, very large set of rooms that we were given.  We settled in and went down for the Manager’s Reception, a free event for all guests that features lousy wine, never-before-heard-of Scotch and what looked like the remains of food.  Seems we got there for the last half hour of a two-hour event and the locusts had decimated whatever food there had been.  I have never seen so many tattoos on so many overweight people wearing muscle shirts, and don’t get me started on the men! 

As the crowds disappeared when they closed the bar, Cindy and I remained to finish our cocktails and plan dinner. It was still raining and the hotel did have a restaurant, but we were on the fence about a hotel restaurant.  Cindy noticed one of the people helping with the tables had shoes with the heels on springs. They looked like circus shoes so we said hello and asked about the shoes. Turns out that he was the chef from the kitchen, Travis by name, and he told us all about how comfortable the shoes were (Z-Coil Pain Relief Footware). We asked about anything special for dinner and got to talking and he realized we knew something about food. He said to go right into the dining room and he would take care of everything, and he did.  It was a lovely meal with complementary starters that included little spoons of Caprese salad, a little bowl of hot clams in a lovely broth, and some shrimp in a bleu cheese sauce.  Next came a veal chop for me that was just lovely and a delicious spinach salad with grilled shrimp for Cindy.  We are not dessert people as a rule but out came Travis bearing three wonderfully fresh desserts with berries and chocolate and whatever, since I can’t remember everything on the dish. I do remember that we ended up having cognac at the bar and thinking that Buffalo is really cool.

The next morning we wandered around downtown and we were struck by all the people in wild costumes and colorful hair. Turns out it was the final parade of Gay Pride Week, and what a parade it was.  That afternoon we walked to a fabulous Sunday matinee orchestra concert – the Buffalo Philharmonic conducted by JoAnn Falletta.  We got there early enough to hear the conductor’s pre-concert talk – she was marvelous – and the actual concert of all Italian music was excellent.  Starting with Monteverdi and some Renaissance-era drumming (very cool) and ending with “Prologue in Heaven” by Boito – we hadn’t heard of that one but it included a “thunder machine” in the percussion section for the wrath of god bits.  The star of the show was a young violinist who’d been called in about a week ago to substitute for the scheduled soloist on the Paganini Concerto No. 1.  Cindy had heard that piece a hundred times but she had never “watched” it – oh my, the technical difficulty is jaw-dropping.  The soloist (Rachel Lee) was so good that the audience clapped after the first movement because they were so impressed, not because they didn’t know any better.  Kleinhans Hall, built in 1940, is absolutely marvelous, designed by Eliel and Eero Saarinen (father and son); we’d only heard of Eero until now since he did Dulles Airport some 50 years ago.  (Actually one of us knows Eero because he’s often in crossword puzzles.)

That night we were stymied as to where to eat since Sundays are slow in Buffalo. We ended up in a steak house where the food was very good but oh my, the prices.  Those just made it not as enjoyable as it could have been.  We ended the evening again at the hotel bar, which took some of the sting off the evening meal.

On Monday, June 3rd, we went to Niagara Falls for the actual day of Cindy’s birthday. Getting there was almost as interesting as the falls. Seems that no one at the front desk of the hotel really knew anything about public transportation, but after a lot of hits and misses, we figured out where and when to get on the #40 bus.  It took us from downtown Buffalo to the Niagara Falls Tourist Center for only $2 for Cindy and $1 for me!  A taxi would have been $70 so we felt virtuous.  The falls are fabulous, simply stunning, so beautiful and so impressive.  We walked across to the Canadian side and stood transfixed on the Rainbow Bridge as we looked and listened to the falls. We had seen the mist of the falls from the bus when we were still ten miles away but to be right there was breathtaking.  We took the boat called Maid of the Mist, which takes you practically under the falls where the roar is so strong you can’t talk – they give you slickers so that you don’t get wet.  Right; everyone gets soaked! It was great fun and afterwards we met some Toronto friends for lunch – for them it was a 2-hour drive.  Niagara, Canada (the town) is TACKY but everything else around there is wonderful, including the giant Ferris wheel, (Niagara SkyWheel) which gives you extra-special views of the falls.
Buffalo is surprisingly interesting – beautiful architecture at every turn.  Unfortunately it’s been dying for years due to a lack of industry (jobs) – the population has gone from 570,000 in 1929 to 270,000 today.  We toured City Hall, which was built in 1929 and is filled with wonderful art as well amazing artistic detail on every wall and ceiling.  Even the elevators are gorgeous inside – inlaid wood and brass.

We saved our best dining experience for our last night. Our dear friend, JJ Boissier, a Buffalo native, told us not to miss Rue Franklin.  Oh my goodness, are we glad we didn’t. From the moment you walk in you feel like you have left Buffalo at the door and entered a warm, relaxed French Auberge.  We had a table that looked onto an exquisite garden and enjoyed our coupes de Champagne as we read the menu and listened to our waiter explain specials and standards.  It was a memorable meal and culinary experience that truly was the highlight of our dining adventures, and we had many, including Buffalo Wings, Beef on Weck and a Chicken Sausage sandwich that would knock your socks off.





Cindy's B-day Flowers from her Mom
Now it is back to the garden, walking and running off the lovely meals and enjoying the quietude of Charles Town. 

Best to all, Cindy and William